problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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