She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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