Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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