I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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