It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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