I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
What a dumb baby whore.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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