Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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