I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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