Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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