Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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