Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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