You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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