spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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