Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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