erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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