our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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