whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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