so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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