No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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