Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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