Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I'm way too hungover for life right now
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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