chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
So apparently I’m into choking now
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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