I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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