doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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