did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
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