rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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