Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Say something about gay babies.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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