I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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