real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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