how hairy? two words: wookie tits
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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