If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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