He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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