My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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