And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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