Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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