im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Your dad touched me again.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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