I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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