yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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