I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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