I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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