All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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