i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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