All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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