do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
