You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
operation harelip BJ is a go
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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