we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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