I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize