Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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