He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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