Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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