Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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