where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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