Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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